We are the bed hoppers. That’s Mr and Mrs H (or Simon and Carolyn). We consider ourselves swingers/ethically non monogamous. We host a fortnightly podcast and social events. We live in the South coast of the UK - along with our pets Yoko and Noodles. We’ve been on TV too - but don’t let that put you off…

  • Mrs H

    bed hopper

    Mrs H (aka Carolyn) is the gorgeous, pokemon loving, cat petting co-host of the bed hoppers podcast. She’s never happier than with a glass of bubbles, some tasty treats and Mr H.

    Likes: Pokemon, tattoos and cocktails

    Hates: Weak men, wires and fabmin

  • Mr H

    bed hopper

    Mr H (aka Simon) is a charming, hilarious scoundrel (his words) that co-hosts and edits the bed hoppers podcast. If it contains robots, video-games or short haired ladies, he’s in.

    Likes: Transformers, technology and cooking

    Hates: Bowling, crap pictures and sweetcorn

  • Yoko

    support act

    Yoko is a tiny angry jack russell chihuahua cross. She loves snacks, sleeping and avoiding Noodles.

    Likes: Food, blankets and toys being thrown

    Hates: Vets, the post and strokes from strangers

  • Noodles

    entertainment for Mrs H

    Noodles (or Noodle or Noods) is the latest edition to the bed hopper household. She’s a cat that always looks confused or mean - and often interrupts the podcast with strange meows.

    Likes: Laser pens, food and sitting on Mrs H

    Hates: Our daughter, noises and sudden movement